okay THIS is my favorite so far
All those times you thought you felt a text message were actually a cute lil ghost who wanted to be your friend
Read the text post in the source link for an important Hejibits update!
When people say “it’s not classy for a lady to curse”
BITCH THIS LADY IS THE EPITOME OF CLASS
LOOK AT HER CURSE. LOOK AT IT.
.~ Practically perfect in every FUCKING way ~.
THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE
since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon
here u go, bud
YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.
Preposterous pumpkin seed.