my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science
I ALMOST KILLED MY FAMILY MAKING PANCAKES THIS MORNING
with great value comes great responsibility
not an overreaction
I struggle greatly with the fact that they are the same actor.
In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
Shout out to Ellie’s relative who fires a gun in church